You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize