i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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