THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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