Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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