I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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