hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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