just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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