Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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