Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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