It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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