yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize