Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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