Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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