I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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