grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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