look no pants
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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