Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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