after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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