Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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