these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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