lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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