hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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