he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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