C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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