i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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