I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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