Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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