His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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