Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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