party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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