i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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