i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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