please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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