kristin has been a bad kristin
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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