The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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