ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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