Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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