Sponge bath it is.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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