Christians are straight up FREAKS
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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