There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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