Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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