R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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