Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
