Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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