Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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