Tell her she can't have a vagina
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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