Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize
