mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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