Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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