Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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