No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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