she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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