So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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