i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
