does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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