Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
