Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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