Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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