He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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