i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The adults are the big ones right?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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